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• I had to take Horvath for Chem 2. FML

  January 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +22 / -2

   

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• English is my TA’s 3rd language. FML

  January 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• A cop pulled me over. While I was riding my bike. FML

  January 11, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My whole family went to FSU. FML

  January 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +15

   

• It’s 28 degrees outside. I only own tshirts and shorts. FML

  January 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• “No sections available” FML

  January 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• The clubs I only go to are Club West and Club Marston. FML

  January 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I went to school on Monday and sat in an empty classroom… there was no school Monday. FML

  January 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Tim Tebow left. FML

  January 6, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +14 / -2

   

  • studiosucks 6:39 pm on January 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Urban Meyer’s gone too…

• I got a ticket for speeding…on my bike. FML

  January 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My statistics TA barely speaks English and I desperately need to pass this class. FML

  January 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• 7 buses passed me this morning and by the time I got to campus my first class was over. FML

  January 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I have to walk up Shands hill. FML!

  January 22, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +7 / -0

   

• I just broke up with my bf because I found out he slept with another guy… FML!!!

  January 16, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +7 / -0

   

  • Benny 11:40 pm on February 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    So would things have been different if he slept with another girl, or is it just that he cheated on you (which the sex of the person he cheated on you with shouldn’t matter, just the fact the he cheated)? you sound sexist

    • Anonymous 1:59 am on March 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      its more humiliating bc it was w another dude, so its worth mentioning

• I pay more in parking tickets than in books or tuition. FML.

  February 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +6 / -0